Quotes
Here are just a few quotes from Mick for you to enjoy!
Journalist: Mick St. John, thank you for joining us tonight.
Mick: You're welcome.
Journalist: So, what's it like being a vampire?
Mick: Being a vampire sucks. It's a bad joke, I know, but it's the truth.
Journalist: So you drink blood?
Mick: Why? Are you offering? I'm just kidding! Yeah, I have a guy.
Journalist: You mean like a dealer?
Mick: Yeah, like a dealer.
Journalist: So you never bite anybody?
Mick: No, no...unless they really ask for it.
Journalist: So, you sleep in a coffin?
Mick: No, that's a old wives tale, I sleep in a freezer! And while we're on the subject, garlic is tasty on pizza.
Journalist: Does it repel you?
Mick: It repels my dates sometimes! Toss holy water on me, I get wet. Crucifixes, ok, if you like that kind of thing. Oh, and I definitely can't turn into a bat, that would be cool though wouldn't it?
Journalist: What about daylight?
Mick: Daylight's not good... daylight's not good. The longer I'm in the sun, the worse I feel.
Journalist: But you don't burst into flames?
Mick: Not if I can help it.
Journalist: How do you kill a vampire? Wooden stake I'm guessing.
Mick: No, a wooden stake won't kill a vampire. Flame thrower will kill a vampire or we can lose our head, I mean literally. Other than that we heal.
Journalist: You seem like a very nice guy, but don't vampires kill people?
Mick: Most vampires don't have boundaries or rules, but I do. I don't hunt women, I don't hunt children. I don't hunt innocents, but there's predators out there who need to be dealt with.
Journalist: Is that why you became a private investigator?
Mick: It's a way to use my special abilities.
Journalist: Any advice for the vampire wannabes out there?
Mick: Yeah. Stay out of my way.
Mick: Everyone says they're open-minded, everyone tries to accept people who are different from them. But the truth is, people don't react well when they find out that you're undead. And the other thing you've got to deal with? When you live forever, the past always catches up with you.
Mick: Sixty years is a long time to deny yourself the touch of another, but you do it. Because you just can't bear the thought of seeing yourself as a monster in someone else's eyes.
Mick: I know I said my image couldn't be captured but that was back in the days of silver emulsion and film. Digital has changed all that.
Mick: If I hadn't become a vampire, I would have missed out on the internet, TiVo, World of Warcraft, and GPS.
Mick: You wanna know how I became a vampire?
Beth: Yes.
Mick: Okay. I told you I was married, right? Well, she was a vampire. I didn't know. And on our wedding night she turned me. I went to bed a happily married man and I woke up a monster.
Beth: Were you married?
Mick: Once.
Beth: What happened?
Mick: She died.
Beth: Did you try and turn her into a ...
Mick: She's dead. Period.
Beth: Okay. Sorry.
Mick: You're not. Trust me.
Beth: Can you fly?
Mick: Mmhmm, just like Superman!
Beth: Really?
Mick: No. It'd be pretty cool though wouldn't it?
Mick: I need you to use your police contacts to see if anybody has filed any kind of reports in the last couple of days.
Beth: You're a private investigator. You don't have any contacts in the department?
Mick: It takes time to develop a contact. Years. People age. I don't. Cops especially tend to pick up on those kind of details.
Beth: I'll go trough the wild reports. See if the cause of death matches any other reason murder victims.
Mick: Beth.
Beth: And you will ask the other vampires if they know anything.
Mick: There's not like a big club house where we all hang out.
Mick: Vampire survival instincts are simple. If you're dying, you need blood.
Mick: When I get thirsty, I start to see blood everywhere. Even the damn tomato juice made me think that maybe I'd found a vamp-friendly vending machine.
Beth: So, how long can you stay outside? Like, how much sun is too much?
Mick: Any is too much.
Beth: Ya know, hunting with you is kinda fun.
Mick: Yeah, it's a thrill ride that never ends.
Beth: Mick... you're burning up.
Mick: I've bi... I'll die before I feel on her.
Beth. Mick, Leni's in the other room, she's fine.
Mick: I guess... I guess I am a delicate flower.
Mick: What do you do when the one thing you need to save your life is the one thing that would make life unbearable?
Beth: You need blood.
Mick: No, not yours! Not like this!
Beth: I want to do this.
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